Vines are funny and all but if you’re being an asshole who destroys federal property, assaults random people for a smack cam, and destroys the products of a grocery store to be “funny” and justify your actions by saying “I did it for the vine” you need to take a minute and rethink your life.
Vines can be hella funny without being an asshole to random people and destructive to federal property yo.
Not gonna lie, this is a purely self indulgent sketch, but…
HOW DARE YOU, STEVEN UNIVERSE
HOW DARE YOU CREATE MY PERFECT, UNATTAINABLE WIFE
MY PERFECT, STRONG, MULTI-ARMED, HUGE-HAIRED, BIG-NOSED, BIG LIPPED, STRONG LEGG’ED, and most importantly, GIANT WIFE
how could you do this to me
Night Vale is really good for practicing character design, right? (I only wish I were better at it!) Like so many other fans, my own mental image of the characters is pretty constantly in flux. This is the Carlos I drew tonight, but tomorrow night, I’m certain he’ll look different. =)
I’ve been re-listening to the entire series, which has made me like Carlos a lot more as a character, rather than just as… a plot device? (Which was my initial impression until One Year Later.) He totally starts out like a reluctant action hero, ready to save the town and “figure out just what is going on around here.” But that pretty quickly fades away into general confusion and bad haircuts. And then, well, it’s no surprise that almost dying shifts his perspective on things. And now he’s so well-adjusted to life in Night Vale and he signs text messages with x’s and o’s and he uses gravity going out as a chance to clean the gutters and he thinks a dog is part of what makes a home and just! Man, no wonder Cecil fell in love instantly. Good call on that one, right?
But anyway, he’s also totally like 10, 15 years away from becoming Doc Brown at this point, right? Like, straight up mad scientist. After all, he’s a scientist who studies science. His hair is already graying. He thinks Erlenmeyer flasks represent perfection. He has a danger meter. That measures in fatality units. His perfect hair has to be a little bit more… science-y at this point, right?